yo mama so ugly that's why Osama bin laden is hiding

yo mama so ugly when she looked in a mirror it shattered 

yo mama so ugly when she walked through the mall people would tell her Halloween is over take off your mask 

yo mama so poor when her family ate cereal they ate with forks to save milk 

yo mama so poor when I rang the doorbell she went ding 

yo mama so poor the ducks trow her bread 

yo mama so poor she found a penny and said I'm rich 

yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said moving 

yo mama so poor she drives a matchbox car

yo mama so poor when I rang the door bell I heard the toilet flush 

yo mama so poor her family have to eat a large pizza on the front lawn

yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers 

 yo mama so poor when her friend came over and stepped on a cigarrette butt she said hey who turned off the heat

yo mama so poor her friend lit a match she started singing clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord cause we got heat

yo mama so poor when she found a mint on the ground she invited her friends over for thanks giving 

fat

yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV we missed five commercials 

yo mama so fat I took a picture of her 7 years ago and its still printing now 

yo mama so fat she is the same hight laying down 

yo mama so fat that a big mac to her is a slider 

yo mama so fat she is her own planet in the solar system 

yo mama so fat when she bends over we go into daylight savings 

yo mama so fat she has here own area code 

yo mama so fat the equator is her belt 

yo mama so fat when she jumped into the sea all the whales started singing we are family even though your fatter than me

yo mama so fat when hurricane Catrina came she yelled evryone under my chins 

yo mama so fat that when the world ended she couldn't even fit in a black whole 

yo mama so fat when her husband told her to buckle up she said no worries I have a built in air bag 

  yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat with everyone

yo mama so fat when she fell asleep in america she woke up in china 

old

yo mama so old she owes mosses a quarter 

yo mama so old she farts out dust 

yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class  

 yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died

  yo mama so old she knew burger king as a prince

  yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs

stupid

yo mama so stupid when she was working for Nassa  she filled the air tanks with fart

yo mama so stupid she died of starvation in a grocery store

yo mama so stupid when she was locked in a matress store she slept on the floor 

 yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&m's in alphabetical order

 greasey

yo mama so greasy sunoco buys oil from her

yo mama so greasy she sweats crisco 

 yo mama so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid

 skinny

yo mama so skinny she hula hoops in a cheerio

yo mama so skinny she turned side ways and dissapeared 

 lazy 

yo mama so lazy she thinks a two income family is where yo daddy has two jobs 

yo mama so lazy she uses a remote to operate her remote 

 bald

yo mama so bald when she brads her hair it looks like stiches 

yo mama so bald when she puts her head on the pillow it slips 

yo mama so bald yo can see whats on her mind  

yo mama so bald when she takes a shower she becomes brain washed 

hairy 

yo mama so hairy the only language she speakes is wookie 

yo mama so hairy she almost died of rugburn at birth 

yo mama so hairy big foot takes her picture 

 nose is so big

 yo mama 's nose is so big her neck broke from the weight

yo mama's nose is so big it makes pinochio's look like a pencil